Thank you, Miss Fiona, for your wise choice of winners. I am most grateful that you know how to appreciate an Evil Genius in the making, bahaha. Mom tells me I'm a shame to her for winning such a category, but I know she's secretly very proud of me - she's been telling everyone she can that I won 3rd place, BOL.
I shall share a story that will tell you all how Miss Fiona didn't make a wrong mistake in her selection of the winners since my hoomans still haven't fixed the wires that the stinky Fluffy messed up and I won't have peektures for you.
I have made 2, or 3 of my hoomans step on my poopies, in the house. Yep, you got that right. BOL. So there were a couple of times that I just felt like pooping, on the toilet rag, planned when I know the hoomans are least aware of their surroundings (read, just when they wake).
Peekture this: 2 pieces of poopies on the rug, a very grumpy sleepy hooman who have just woken up, and lights off. Hooman heads to the toilet to wash up. Hooman steps on poopies * squelch* Hooman lifts foot up to be greeted by the sight and smell of dog poop. BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Don't try this at home, unless you are REALLY a bad dog and are prepared for some bad consequences. BOL. Don't say I didn't warn ya. ;)