12 February 2011

3rd place winner - & a story!

Thank you, Miss Fiona, for your wise choice of winners. I am most grateful that you know how to appreciate an Evil Genius in the making, bahaha. Mom tells me I'm a shame to her for winning such a category, but I know she's secretly very proud of me - she's been telling everyone she can that I won 3rd place, BOL.

I shall share a story that will tell you all how Miss Fiona didn't make a wrong mistake in her selection of the winners since my hoomans still haven't fixed the wires that the stinky Fluffy messed up and I won't have peektures for you.

I have made 2, or 3 of my hoomans step on my poopies, in the house. Yep, you got that right. BOL. So there were a couple of times that I just felt like pooping, on the toilet rag, planned when I know the hoomans are least aware of their surroundings (read, just when they wake).

Peekture this: 2 pieces of poopies on the rug, a very grumpy sleepy hooman who have just woken up, and lights off. Hooman heads to the toilet to wash up. Hooman steps on poopies * squelch* Hooman lifts foot up to be greeted by the sight and smell of dog poop. BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Don't try this at home, unless you are REALLY a bad dog and are prepared for some bad consequences. BOL. Don't say I didn't warn ya. ;)


Oskar said...

Ooh, that is naughty, Pepsi!

Nubbin wiggles,

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

Eeewwww, grossaroo!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, Pepsi, you are a bad, bad boy! And I likes it!

Wiggles & Wags,

FiveSibesMom said...

Ohhh, Pepsi, that's a stinky trick. ;-) Congrats on the win! I'm sure you'll wear your badge of honor with pride!

Oreo said...

Awk oh Pepsi!! That would land me BIG trouble BOL I knew you would win, so thats why I voted fur YOu!! CONGRATS!!


Molly the Airedale said...

You are bad to the bone, Pepsi!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Unknown said...

Naughty naughty Pepsi!!!
Did you show your humans the innocent 'NOT I' look?

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

HAHAHAHA! I KNEW I had made the right choice with you! TaiChi used to do that - she'd poo in the hallway by the bathroom and because there isn't really a light in the hallway (you have to turn on the main bedroom light - which, obviously doesn't happen at night when someone is sleeping - or the light in the bathroom itself) Mom or Dad would step in the poop and after many HBO words were muttered (Mom) or shouted (Dad), lights would come on, carpet cleaner would come out, and somebody invariably had to wash their toes. Heehee. We aren't brave enough to try that, but we are impressed with your actions! TaiChi would have been very proud of you! :-) Good work, Bad Sport!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

The Daily Pip said...

Bawhahahaha! I did this just the other to my papa!

Your pal, Pip

KB said...

Pepsi - I had NO idea that you are so evil. Yuck - just your description of the poor sleepy humans makes me shudder. I think that you should have WON the contest.

I look at you with new eyes, oh great evil one!

Maggie Mae and Max said...


Dat wuz very evil! Hehehehehe..... ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Yay fur your win!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Ahh...oh my......yikes....I hoped you was hiding while all dis was goin' on!

Anonymous said...

BOL! Pepsi you is Bad to the Bone! If you were a gal I'd ask ya to be my valentine ;P

Waggin at ya,

My Mind's Eye said...

Pepsi...congrats on the award!!
OMC maybe you should ask Mom to buy you a litter box..MOL

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh pepsi!!!
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We came to offer our congratulations on your placement in the Bad Sports category at Mango Minster, but after reading that post we think you were undervalued! You are one seriously bad dog!

Jed & Abby