Have you guys ever played Tug of War with your hoomans? If you're a small dog, don't you find it unfair for them to always just use their hooman strength, or just carry you off to win? Don't worry, I have just the solution for you!
The silly hooman, E challenged me to a round of tug of war. Of course I took up the challenge! (It's kinda blurry because I was too quick for the flashy beast!)
First of all, you gotta make sure your eyes face the hoomans' hand. Why? Because you gotta use...
LASER BEAM EYE POWER!
That's right fellow furiends, I emerged the winner because the hooman was shocked by the power of my LASER BEAM EYE POWER!
That's right, you better hide your face, stoopid hooman!
PeeS: It's not easy to obtain the LASER BEAM EYE POWER. You gotta ask Madi, I learnt it from her. Hehe.